Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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