I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
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just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
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I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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