Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
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Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
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Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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