now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
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The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
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Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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