He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
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They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
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Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
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