can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
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Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
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im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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