If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
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I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
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He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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