No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
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I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
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Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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