You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
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My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
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If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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