would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
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we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
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Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Never let your siblings swipe right.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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