You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
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You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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