Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
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VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
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How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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