My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
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Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
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Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
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