Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
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Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
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When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
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