plz talk dirty to me
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
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either way he was missing a nipple.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
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We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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