This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
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Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
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Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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