I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
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I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
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Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
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