Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
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dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
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His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
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