i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
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there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
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second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
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