I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
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The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
Randomize