shes about as inviting as chlamydia
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
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It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
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Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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