This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
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this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
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It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
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We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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