i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
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if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
My ATM looks so different sober.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
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Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
So much Jack, so little girl.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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