Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
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I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
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I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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