oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
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he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
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It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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