Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
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Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
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I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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