New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
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The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
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Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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