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I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.

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You stay classy.

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The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.

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(352): I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF. (904): You stay classy. (352): The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on. http://tfl.nu/3w00

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(330): View more from Ohio

yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"

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(330): yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience" http://tfl.nu/9ml9

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(480): View more from Arizona

...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.

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(480): ...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can. http://tfl.nu/7kew

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college

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(401): im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college http://tfl.nu/hik3

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.

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(617): after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case. http://tfl.nu/63mj

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(425): View more from Washington

I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.

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(425): I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame. http://tfl.nu/kw0h

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll

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(608): just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll http://tfl.nu/nron

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(979): View more from Texas

Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.

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(979): Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life. http://tfl.nu/s5ox

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(540): View more from Virginia

'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"

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(540): 'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?" http://tfl.nu/d6iq

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake

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(610): We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake http://tfl.nu/df0e

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I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.

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(215): I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident. http://tfl.nu/6tc4

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(519): View more from Ontario

I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.

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(519): I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes. http://tfl.nu/2r4g

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(207): View more from Maine

Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.

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You would never do this sober.

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(207): Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good. (617): You would never do this sober. http://tfl.nu/h01i

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(703): View more from Virginia

Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money

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(703): Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money http://tfl.nu/3bbc

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(604): View more from British Columbia

I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!

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(604): I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits! http://tfl.nu/vxu6

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