9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
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If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
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Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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