i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
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all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
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It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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