yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
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I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
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I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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