ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
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How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
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It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Life without a bra equals bliss.
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