It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
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Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
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I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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