How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
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tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
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I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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