How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
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One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
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ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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