There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
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Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
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Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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