We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
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grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
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First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
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