call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
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Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
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I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
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