I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
i barfeds in our rink
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
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Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
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I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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