I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
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Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
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Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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