Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
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This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
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Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
You ate ashes out of my bong
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
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