What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
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So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
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It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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