i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
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I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
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So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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