when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
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so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
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Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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