I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
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I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
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My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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