she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
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They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
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So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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