Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Its about making memories worth repressing
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
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I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
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I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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