Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
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It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
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we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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