How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
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there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
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You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
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