CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
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You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
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How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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